New Constitution: I need it

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There is a psycho who lives nearby my place. I couldn’t find better word than psycho because of his deeds. He plays bhajan in his loudspeaker at 6 in the morning so not even a beast can sleep after that. I have been tortured by this nuts for last six month or so. I couldn’t sleep before midnight so I hope to get a good sleep in the morning. And this hope too is a crap until there is this holy preek in my neighbor.

I’ve been thinking of complaining but this is of no use. I’m sure he’s not going to listen me because if he had some sense he wouldn’t have done that. I’m not the only one who is suffering; there are hundreds of us and especially kids in this neighbor, God! How can they stand all the shit of Ganapati and Bhole Baba? Can anybody torment us so much early in the morning? Hell no… but who cares especially in here, in Nepal. I’ve thought of sabotaging his loud speaker but it is in the roof of 4 storied building, how can I?

It’s not only the case, there is a dog next door and this so called man’s best friend is a nightmare. It barks so loud that ground start trembling yards away. Once 2 years old niece of mine was so frightened that she had fever for two days. Every time you go out or comes in it start to bark so insanely that you wish to kill it. My homeowner tried it twice, once he sprayed an acid in his body but it was of no use because it was diluted. Once it bites his wife and he was so mad with his neighbor, he took khukuri and went to kill that son of a bitch but he couldn’t catch it. We request them to get rid of it but they won’t, it’s like their heritor. What can we do?

Time and often international media broadcast news of celebrities paying fine for partying and disturbing neighbor and when will we be able to sue these stupid neighbor of ours. I hope this new constitution will do some good to us. I need new constitution more than anything. Please leaders help me. You are the only hope for my sound sleep.

1 Rupee Bridge

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Many of you may wonder what this fool means by “1 Rupee Bridge”, I got an explanation here. I was travelling in a city bus from Baidam to Mahendra Pool to pay ADSL bill. I had already paid the expanse for Mahendra Pool and he asked me one more rupee when I got off at the other side of the bridge. It made me mad and I asked what that was for, he replied me “you had paid for Mahendra Pool and you getting off here at the other side of the bridge”, for me either side of the bridge is Mahendra Pool and for that bastard it was Ranipauwa, more than that it was one more rupee.

I don’t know when actually that bridge was made. It was there from the very day I knew about Pokhara and I think it is the synonym for Pokhara. Isn’t it? Recently there have been an attempt to change its name and it was so deep inside the heart of Pokharali that nothing happened. It was Mahendra Pool when I heard it for the first time maybe around twenty years back and still it is the same. I may have heard for thousands may be million times this name and how could it be something different.

But today I realize something more than that. It’s not the name people care about. It’s about how they can use it. It is so used to for me that I find it hard to say “Bhimsen Chowk “, and it is 20 more meter distance for bus staff to increase their expanse by one rupee. It is the respect to the King who built the bridge for those who ruled our nation during the time it was built and it is the symbol of sacrifice of martyr Bhimsen Dahal for those who think that the recent political change is because of his blood shed. Who cares how much does it cost to build? Who cares who really made it? Or who cares who lost their life there?

But it was really funny when that guy asked me for one rupee for travelling across the bridge. I’ve read the essay called ………………….. which calculates the cost of human body, I’ve watched the movie “Million Dollar Baby”, about how much a lady boxer worth and today I realized this Mahendra Pool worth just 1 rupee. Haha its “The 1 Rupee Bridge”.

What Am I Up To?

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It’s been long and there isn’t any update in Youth Mind. Last month one of my friend asked me “where you man, haven’t seen any new update?” I just ignored his interest by saying it’s my exam that is keeping me away. But see now it’s over, I mean exam is over and there is nothing to blame if the same question jump over me again.

See this always happens to me. I mean I can’t really stick with one thing. I tried many things last year and there is nothing left now. And now this blog, I wish it not be like my other stuff. I like blogging and this is what I really want. I know this is not about blog or diary. It is about my habit of being volatile and not being able to stick on one thing. When I was kid I watched Mahabharat and I was so fond of it that I visualized myself as Arjun, suited in fine armor, bow, that crown and the carriage he rides. It is so perfect but took no time before I realize that it was just an illusion. Teenage, it was early millennium, time for romantic Bollywood movies, so I started to cast myself opposite to Rani and Preety. SLC, time to be serious about study, but for me pass marks did great. Nothing much I dreamed, but to my surprise my name was on topper’s list and what more would you expect? Yeah it was the beginning of the Nightmare life with +2 sciences. Don’t know how and why but gradually one killer thought brooded in my mind, I wanted to pursue my dream in something really great (it’s hard to spell it out). And it also took no time to kill me, kill my dream and kill my imagination. I now don’t want anything and don’t like to imagine the shape of my future. IT its just time pass, something I should do for families sake and society. Its only darkness I can see if I look through the windows of future

There is a scene in a movie “Fight Club” where Brad Pitt points a gun to a guy and ask “what do you want to be, tell me otherwise I’ll shoot you”. That was the very moment I thought about the darkness of my future. It was a simple question and I had no answer. It often rings on my ear what I really wanna be, what I am up to, what I am meant for. And if I was that boy I would have been shot because I had no answer. Ain’t that disgusting? I know it is but it just not working out for me.

Crush

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I hung up the phone tonight

Something happened for the first time

Deep inside

it was a rush

What a rush

'Cause the possibility

That you would ever feel the same way

About me

It's just too much

Just too much

Lately this song has been so popular among us that every incoming call in our cell plays this song. Talking about my passion for this song: I heard the song for the first time and I realized it was the best song I have ever heard, soon I download the lyrics, memorize it, set my desktop background with David's wallpaper, update my facebook status as "Cause I'm trying, trying to walk away But I know this crush ain't going Away". Ain't this crush. Yes man it's a crush, what a crush?

I have sony ericsson's k300i cell phone, 12Mb memory with IR for data connectivity. Isn't this sufficient for being the museum most valuable antic? That's what my friend used to tell me. But I left no stone unturned to apply the theory of maximum utilization. Yes I had that song in my cell and what more you want it's playing thousands time ever since. And that was also the first time video ever played in my cell. Thank you David Archuleta.

Last month some of my friends went Pokhara. They wanted to visit me so I gave them the direction. But they couldn't memorize the name Nareshwor Chowk so they named it David Chowk. And when someone asks about my address my friend won't let me answer that. They say it's David Chowk. David says something happened for the first time but here many things are happening for the first time so what can I say more than "Am I crazy or falling in love? Is it really just another crush?" But is it possible to fall in love with a song????????


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